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What does the Navajo say when he wants to go to bed? "I want to hit the hay."

How does the Navajo ask a question? "What a hey?"

What's a pirate's corn? Answer: A buck an ear.

What does the buffalo say to his son when he leave? Answer: "Bye, son!"

What's the meat cutter's song? Answer: "Butcher arm around me, I never sausage a girl."

Why is it that out of the 4 crows, 3 crows died and only one survived? Answer: Because the 3 crows were on the road and one was on the fence shouting out - "A car, A car!"

Leonard went to a restaurant for dinner. The waitress told him: "We don’t serve Indians here!" Leonard replied: "It’s O K, I don’t eat them."

A white man saw an Indian man with a beautiful white horse. The white man asked if the horse was for sale. The Indian man said that the horse was for sale but it didn't look too good. The white man said that the horse looked good enough for him and he bought the horse. The next day, the white man went back to see the Indian man. He asked" "Why didn't you tell me that the horse was blind?" The Indian man answered: "I told you the horse didn't look too good."

An Indian from Indiana went to see his doctor. His doctor noticed that he had no nipples. His doctor asked why he had no nipples and he replied that his whole clan had no nipples - all 500 of them. His Doctor asked, "What’s the name of your clan?" He answered : "Indianippleless 500"

An Indian man complained to his buddy that he didn't sleep at all the night before. He said that his wife kept him up by pounding on the door. His buddy asked why. The Indian man answered that his wife was pounding on the door to get out.

SOURCE OF JOKES – LEONARD MALATARRE (flathead from Montana)

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05/21/2006 11:20:53 PM


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		What does the Navajo say when he wants to go to bed? "I want to hit the hay." How does the Navajo ask a question? *"What a hey?"* What's a pirate's corn? Answer: A buck an ear. What does the buffalo say to his son when he leave? Answer: *"Bye, son!"* What's the meat cutter's song? Answer: "Butcher* arm around me, I never sausage a girl."* Why is it that out of the 4 crows, 3 crows died and only one survived? Answer: Because the 3 crows were on the road and one was on the fence shouting out - "A car, A car!" Leonard went to a restaurant for dinner. The waitress told him: *"We don’t serve Indians here!"* Leonard replied: *"It’s O K, I don’t eat them."* A white man saw an Indian man with a beautiful white horse. The white man asked if the horse was for sale. The Indian man said that the horse was for sale but it didn't look too good. The white man said that the horse looked good enough for him and he bought the horse. The next day, the white man went back to see the Indian man. He asked" "Why didn't you tell me that the horse was blind?" The Indian man answered: "I told you the horse didn't look too good." An Indian from Indiana went to see his doctor. His doctor noticed that he had no nipples. His doctor asked why he had no nipples and he replied that his whole clan had no nipples - all 500 of them. His Doctor asked, "What’s the name of your clan?" He answered : "*Indianippleless* *500"* An Indian man complained to his buddy that he didn't sleep at all the night before. He said that his wife kept him up by pounding on the door. His buddy asked why. The Indian man answered that his wife was pounding on the door to get out. SOURCE OF JOKES – LEONARD MALATARRE (flathead from Montana) SmokeSignals www.aiecc.net 05/21/2006 11:20:53 PM 3 men went on a balloon ride. One man threw a knife from above. The second man threw a brick and the third man threw a bomb. When they landed on the ground, they saw a girl crying. They asked her why she’s crying. She replied that the knife hit her mom. Then another girl was crying. They asked the other girl why she’s crying. The other girl replied that the brick hit her mom. The three men were so surprised when they saw a little boy laughing so loud. They asked the little boy – what’s so funny. He replied: *"When I farted, the building blew up!"*